Wednesday, April 11, 2018

The Idiot's Lantern: You Have The Right to Sing Off Key...


Note: I originally wrote a series of stupid TV moments years ago on That Guy With The Glasses and I won't deny I thought about re-reviewing this thing after the death of it's creator, Steven Bochco, but this is not to make fun of the man. This is to make fun of a series he did that was very flawed, but it doesn't take away both him being very passionate about it nor his skills that were responsible for the modern police drama as well as modern legal dramas. So please, enjoy this look as the one time a bad idea bared fruit from a smart man. Thanks.

If it wasn't for the fact that we had stuff like Hill Street Blues, there'd be no Brooklyn Nine-Nine. While you can argue what changed legal dramas first, since the debuts of L.A. Law (1986) and Law & Order (1990) were just a few years apart, but L.A. Law focused on the human element of the attorneys just as much, if not more than, as it focused on their jobs. One way or another, all modern legal and police drama, as well as comedies, that most of us have grown up on to this very day wouldn't exist without the creative mind of Steven Bochco, who wanted to look at the humans behind the badge, the people that defended the people, etc.

Unfortunately, he also decided at one point they should carry a tune, thus we were given Cop Rock.

The idea for this came when somebody had the suggestion of turning Hill Street Blues into a musical...

(Waits for the laughing to stop)

...and those plans fell through. Well, proving that any idea, even a bad one, can stick to you like glue, Bochco decided to go with it. And I'm willing to bet some of you were wondering how the heck could this idea go through, especially since I anticipated you readers laughing at the idea of a Hill Street Blues musical, right? Well, Bochco's shows gave any network he was on at the time the best ratings they ever saw, be it legal dramas like L.A. Law or medical dramedies like Doogie Howser M.D., thus giving him enough clout to...

Only say “Cop Rock” to get the okay. Yeah. No pilot, no trailer, not even a writer's bible, just the title and the minute his bosses heard the first word of it, “Cop,” they thought “Cha-ching!”

Did I mention it lasted only one season and was out before it's only year, 1990, was over?

So, just how stupid can it be if I can write about it without seeing an episode (Don't have the DVD from Shout! Factory...as of this writing anyway...) but I still feel like I can write about it? Well, for every moment of awesome that's this...



You have moments like this...





For things like a powerful opening like “Under the Gun...”




You have...whatever this is supposed to be...



Oh, and if you're wondering if the ladies get their own “Bumpy” song, well for every moment that shows the girls ready to kick some ass...




You get this...





To top it all off, one of the main overacing plots was about baby kidnapping...yeah, try to process that with half the songs I showed you, throwing in with it an entire song about how you should think of the local sleaze ball “Baby broker” as your new best friend. It's kinda easy to see why with all of that it lasted only one season, but they actually went out with a bang with the entire cast actually singing the final song, complete with the fat lady singing because, get it?



Bochco would go on to create other successful dramas such as NYPD Blue, and whenever he or the cast of this show are interviewed, they have nothing but praise for the show, saying it's some of the most fun they ever had so there's that at least. Top it all off, some of the show's fans say that the camp value makes it more fun, and some of the songs that I looked up for this were pretty catchy...



I SAID SOME!

For awhile, VH1, A&E, and currently defunct network Trio actually aired this show, and most of them promoted all the eps as “Stupid fun,” something that, via the camp value I mentioned, the fans agree with. If you guys liked this article enough, I'll get my hands on the DVD from Shout! Factory and review the episodes proper, but if you wanna see this thing for yourself, Shout! released it a couple of years ago on DVD, so chances are you can still get a copy.

Just remember, it's a “Bumpity Bump bump” ride.

...I'm...sorry...



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